tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516852776877498736.post5292561891494429599..comments2023-04-17T08:12:06.983-04:00Comments on Pieces Of My Heart: Random...randomGingerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01622756967852913010noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516852776877498736.post-24097223235470988742008-10-18T22:50:00.000-04:002008-10-18T22:50:00.000-04:00I was just going to comment you to let you know......I was just going to comment you to let you know...thanks for the visit!<BR/><BR/>SusieSusie Homemakerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605896458774607926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516852776877498736.post-45245641709025292622008-10-16T13:38:00.001-04:002008-10-16T13:38:00.001-04:00So cute huh? Love, stephenySo cute huh?<BR/><BR/><BR/> Love,<BR/> stephenyStephenyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16723680137320634161noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516852776877498736.post-75604606917343876442008-10-16T13:38:00.000-04:002008-10-16T13:38:00.000-04:00{Ginger, [SMILE] Is that good? :) Here is a cute s...{Ginger, [SMILE] Is that good? :) Here is a cute story that I wanted you to read! :) Enjoy!<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>(Something to make you laugh)<BR/><BR/>Just a reminder to lighten up and enjoy your day (: God has a sense of humor too you know! ;)<BR/><BR/><BR/>Judas Asparagus<BR/><BR/> A child was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible. <BR/><BR/>This is amazing and brought tears of laughter to my eyes. <BR/>I wonder how often we take for granted that children understand<BR/><BR/>what we are teaching???<BR/><BR/><BR/> <BR/><BR/>Through the eyes of a child:<BR/><BR/>The Children's Bible in a Nutshell<BR/><BR/><BR/> <BR/><BR/> In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was<BR/><BR/>nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says,<BR/><BR/>'The Lord thy God is one, but I think He must be a lot older than that. <BR/><BR/><BR/> <BR/>Anyway, God said, 'Give me a light!' and someone did. <BR/><BR/>Then God made the world.<BR/><BR/><BR/> <BR/>He split the Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked,<BR/><BR/>but they weren't embarrassed because mirrors hadn't been<BR/><BR/>invented yet. <BR/><BR/><BR/> <BR/>Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad<BR/><BR/>apple, so they were driven from the Garden of Eden.<BR/><BR/>Not sure what they were driven in though, because they didn't have cars.<BR/><BR/><BR/> <BR/>Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who hated his brother as long<BR/><BR/>as he was Abel.<BR/><BR/><BR/> <BR/>Pretty soon all of the early people died off, except for Methuselah, who lived <BR/>to be like a million or something.<BR/><BR/><BR/> <BR/>One of the next important people was Noah, who was a good guy,<BR/><BR/>but one of his kids was kind of a Ham. Noah built a<BR/><BR/>large boat and put his family and some animals on it. He asked<BR/><BR/>some other people to join him, but they said they would<BR/><BR/>have to take a rain check.<BR/><BR/><BR/> <BR/> After Noah came Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Jacob was more<BR/><BR/>famous than his brother, Esau, because Esau sold Jacob his<BR/><BR/>birthmark in exchange for some pot roast. Jacob had a son<BR/><BR/>named Joseph who wore a really loud sports coat.<BR/><BR/><BR/> <BR/>Another important Bible guy is Moses, whose real name was<BR/><BR/>Charlton Heston. Moses led the Israel Lights out of Egypt<BR/><BR/>and away from the evil Pharaoh after God sent ten plagues on<BR/><BR/>Pharaoh's people. These plagues included frogs, mice, lice,<BR/><BR/>bowels, and no cable. <BR/><BR/><BR/> <BR/>God fed the Israel Lights every day with manicotti. Then he gave them His Top Ten Commandments. <BR/><BR/>These include: don't lie, cheat, smoke, dance, or covet your<BR/><BR/>neighbor's stuff.<BR/><BR/><BR/> <BR/> Oh, yeah, I just thought of one more:<BR/><BR/>Humor thy father and thy mother.<BR/><BR/><BR/> <BR/>One of Moses' best helpers was Joshua who was the first<BR/><BR/>Bible guy to use spies. Joshua fought the battle of Geritol and<BR/><BR/>the fence fell over on the town.<BR/><BR/><BR/> <BR/>After Joshua came David. He got to be king by killing a<BR/><BR/>giant with a slingshot. He had a son named Solomon who had<BR/><BR/>about 300 wives and 500 porcupines. My teacher says he was wise,<BR/><BR/>but that doesn't sound very wise to me.<BR/><BR/><BR/> <BR/>After Solomon there were a bunch of major league prophets. <BR/><BR/>One of these was Jonah, who was swallowed by a big whale and then<BR/><BR/>barfed up on the shore. There were also some minor league<BR/><BR/>prophets, but I guess we don't have to worry about them.<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>After the Old Testament came the New Testament. Jesus is the<BR/><BR/>star of The New. He was born in Bethlehem in a barn.<BR/><BR/><BR/> <BR/> (I wish I had been born in a barn too, because my mom is always saying<BR/><BR/>to me, 'Close the door! Were you born in a barn?' It would<BR/><BR/>be nice to say, 'As a matter of fact, I was.')<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>During His life, Jesus had many arguments with sinners like<BR/><BR/>the Pharisees and the Republicans.<BR/><BR/><BR/> <BR/>Jesus also had twelve opossums. The worst one was Judas Asparagus. <BR/>Judas was so evil that they named a terrible vegetable after him.<BR/><BR/><BR/> <BR/>Jesus was a great man. He healed many leopards and even<BR/><BR/>preached to some Germans on the Mount.<BR/><BR/><BR/> <BR/>But the Republicans and all those guys put Jesus on trial before <BR/>Pontius the Pilot. Pilot didn't stick up for Jesus. He just washed his hands instead.<BR/><BR/><BR/> <BR/>Anyways, Jesus died for our sins, then came back to life again.<BR/><BR/>He went up to Heaven but will be back at the end of the<BR/><BR/>Aluminum. His return is foretold in the book of Revolution.Stephenyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16723680137320634161noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516852776877498736.post-86201030180804803952008-10-15T21:52:00.000-04:002008-10-15T21:52:00.000-04:00Hi Ginger...It was so nice to meet you! I wish I w...Hi Ginger...<BR/>It was so nice to meet you! I wish I wasn't running out the door! But, since we have a common Bloggy Buddy, I am sure we will meet again!<BR/><BR/>That baby is so beautiful!<BR/><BR/>SusieSusie Homemakerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605896458774607926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516852776877498736.post-31157735556435597002008-10-15T18:45:00.000-04:002008-10-15T18:45:00.000-04:00Mrs. P, Your daughter's scawing me!"I didn't comme...Mrs. P, Your daughter's scawing me!"<BR/><BR/>I didn't comment cuz I saw all of your cute pics on your camera! Don't be hatin'. Sowwy, sowwy, sooowwwy!!<BR/><BR/>Your little niece and nephews are beyond cute. So is your "little" brother. I am happily living in denial about his age.<BR/><BR/>Have a great day in class. Keep the tea close by!June Cleaver in Sneakershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16835572079917112193noreply@blogger.com